Heinz Salad Cream

Okay, Christmas is over; it’s 2018. Time to have a stretch, dust off the stale Christmas cake crumbs and Quality Street wrappers (I hate Quality Street but ’tis the season innit), break up my beloved routine of getting up late only to eat scraps of roast dinner and watch films before driving over to boy’s … Continue reading Heinz Salad Cream

Things You Learn After Living With a Cat You Think Hates You

It’s been an eventful couple of weeks in the Sloan household, hence the lack of activity on the blog. On the one end of the good news/bad news scale, I somehow managed to bag a two-year apprenticeship at The Telegraph starting in January (!!!!); I’ll be working in all departments within the lifestyle section, helping … Continue reading Things You Learn After Living With a Cat You Think Hates You